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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
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Author Unknown

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -- Josh Billings

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A dog teaches a boy three things: fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before laying down. -- Peter Benchley

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A Dog’s Quote "I have concluded that the accumulation of titles, even if I could achieve them, is an insufficient reason for living. When I reach the end of my days, a moment or two from now I must look backwards on something more meaningful than the pursuit of a CH, OTCH, WTCH, TDX, AD or CGC. Nor is fame of any lasting benefit. I will consider my earthly existence to have been wasted unless I can recall a loving family, a consistent involvement in the lives of people, and an earnest attempt to serve my master who cares for me. Nothing else makes much sense." -- Cadams

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Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog - Franklin P. Jones

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A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. -- Helen Thomson

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -- Roger Caras

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. -- Dave Barry

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 Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love & hate -- Sigmund Freud

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Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard -- Dave Barry

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -- Ann Landers

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Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -- Anne Tyler

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -- Mark Twain

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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. -- Abraham Lincoln

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I have seen a look in a dog’s eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts. -- John Steinbeck

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. -- Unknown

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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. -- Penny Ward Moser

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. -- Woodrow Wilson

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -- James Thurber

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -- Will Rogers

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain

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If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -- Unknown

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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. -- Dereke Bruce

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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. -- Holbrook Jackson

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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. -- Unknown

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. -- Christopher Morley

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Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape, and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. -- Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'

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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

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Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting. -- Dr. Ian Dunbar

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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -- Franklin P. Jones

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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. -- Unknown

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -- Andy Rooney

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. -- Ambrose Bierce

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue -- Anonymous

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -- Ben Williams

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To err is human, to forgive…canine! -- Anonymous

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. -- Aldous Huxley

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We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made -- M. Facklam

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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. -- Gene Hill

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You come home. The dog throws itself at you. ‘Where have you been? You’ve been gone so long. I missed you, missed you, missed you. What’s in the bag? Something for me? Oh, let me lick your ear. Oh, let me chew your gloves. You’re home!!!-- Pam Brown

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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. -- Nora Ephron

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In dog years, I’m dead -- Unknown

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives -- Sue Murphy

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult -- Rita Rudner

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Woman and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea -- Robert A. Heinlein

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In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him -- Dereke Bruce

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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem -- Edward Abbey

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Cat’s motto” No matter what you’ve doe wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it -- Unknown

 

 

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